2009
10.07

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Hi everyone!
We have been dealing with a lot of hardships and turbulence over the past several weeks, and last night I decided to attempt a feat which has been a goal of mine for some time.

The goal: Eat a jumbo sized pizza (26″ across) from Lazaro’s, by myself, in one sitting.

I was not lying about the size of this thing.

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I am an out and out pizza lover. Few people you will meet will ever have the passion for pizza that I do. That being said, I also enjoy eating ridiculous amounts of any food I like, mostly just to see if I can. Competition with oneself is the best kind.

Let’s begin!

The first slice is taken.

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Knowing that time is not on my side with this, and that I must eat as much pizza as quickly as I can. I inhale the first 4 slices.

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Halfway there!

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The massacre continues…

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A realization of how difficult this may actually become hits me mid chew.

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Eating.

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Last slice. This is where it really starts to hurt.

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Chomp Chomp

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No pain, no gain.

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Don’t doubt me.

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Pushing toward the end. Very tough.

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Success!

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Victory! A taste sweeter than pizza?

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“You have gotten what you deserved, pizza.”

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Now before I get some nonsense from you haters about the crust, here is something to think about. Crust is not pizza. Crust is a handle. Crust is used to hold the pizza and deliver it to the mouth so that one may eat the pizza. Similarly, a fork is used to deliver food to the mouth so that one may eat it. I don’t eat my fork, do I? (I don’t).

Apologies to my loving and wonderful girlfriend Deirdre for my coming home and  laying immobile for several hours. Feeling better today!

-Ryan


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  1. congrats dude!

  2. I want to be you when I grow up.

  3. haha! thanks guys!

  4. I think its advertised as 28′

  5. ha ha Ryan..AWESOME!